H- Because I like to make out when I'm drunk, and I can feel comfortable knowing that neither of us will remember it the next day.

A- You do realize that I'm not drinking right? which basically means that I'll remember all of this later?

H- I didnt really think about that. I guess I think that if I'm drunk and dont remember it that nobody else will.

A- So what do you do when they do remember?

H- I deny until the death. If I dont remember it, it never happened.

A- Thats an encouraging theory.