*as I lay on the floor next to everyone and they talk like I couldnt hear this part.*

R- J, do you think Ann-Marie has given *** head?

J- Well they've been sleeping together for 3 months now so I'm going to go with yes, i'm sure that head has ensued.

R- Didnt you make out with Ann-Marie earlier?

J- Yeah, what's that got to do with anything?

R- So didnt you like suck ***'s dick by osmosis?

J- Dude I never thought about that... I just sucked my boss's dick by osmosis!

*This conversation fades away and we drink more margarita's and alcohol and play drinking games and then continue our insight into sexual life after everyone else falls asleep.*

A- So if we keep going with this whole osmosis thing, you not only sucked ***'s dick, but every dick that I've ever come in contact with, and you've kissed all the guys that I've ever kissed, and essentially slept with every guy I've ever slept with.

R- Thats a lot of dick for you to be coming in contact with buddy.

J- So does that mean that you essentially engaged in sexual activity with every woman that I've ever been with?

A- I guess so, wouldnt seem right if the theory only worked for men.

J- So if this is true, we are all gay by osmosis?

A- yep. And if you count all the people we have had sex with and say that we sleep with every person that they have sex with you also have to say that we've slept with our partners partner's partners. and so on and so on.

R- So basically we are all screwing eachother at least by osmosis.

A- Yeah. It's like that L word show, we are all connected to eachother through sex. Everyone you have been with has slept with someone thats slept with someone thats somehow related back to you.

J- This is like the porn version of 6 degree's of Kevin Bacon!

R- The next time I'm trying to get a piece from a girl and she turns me down I'm totally going to remember this conversation and point out that she's already screwing me by osmosis so she might as well go ahead and do it.

A- Why do we only come up with this kind of shit when were drunk?

*We expounded on the theory a bit more and decided that everyone should now have an excuse to screw everyone and there is no more straight or gay because the world is all screwing eachother anyway.*

Apparently that conversation was too much for our little brains to handle and we passed out after consuming too much alcohol. You know you want my life.