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Well we managed to survive the storm. What was supposed to hit my home as an alarming category 3 hurricane actually weakened and only gave my home a relentless pounding of rain and wind which ultimately did no damage except to knock over the newly planted tree in front of my balcony. I escaped to my parents house which was lucky enough to manage to keep power through the whole storm. My apartment was taken over by mrs. barfly and some other members of the family that lost power and water. Along with mrs. barfly comes some of mommy # 2's family which are the epitomy of penticostle holy rolling shove your religion down your throat kind of people. Luckily enough I managed to fire off a call to mrs. iraq and have her go unlock the house for the impending visitors and go on a massive seek and hide mission throughout the house. Among the list of hidden items? 3 sample packs of flavored lube off of the nightstand from the other nights tryst with mr. freeze. 1 small newly purchased vibrator complete with hands and a clit critter sent straight from heaven. Again compliments of mr. freeze. The top cabinet in the kitchen stripped of its tequila, vanilla rum, margarita mix and vodka contents and replaced with dish towels and extra plates. The porn stash removed from under the television and away from prying hands looking for movies to pass the time. Perhaps now my house has been parent proofed and I'll manage to dodge the task of diverting attention to someone elses misdeeds when my whoredome is brought up as topic of the night over peas and cornbread for sunday lunch. | Backwards ~ Forward

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